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Happy Halloween!!

Ср Янв 09, 2013 11:35

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A cabbie picks up a nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you. "
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. "
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me. "
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single, and
#2, you must be Catholic. "

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic! "
"OK" the nun says. "Pull in to the next alley. "
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying? "
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish. "

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party. "